scerek space pirate au for henrymaarchbanks, based on [x]
Okay, so Derek knows he’s not the most competent pirate to roam the galaxy, but he’s pretty sure his name is still quite terrifying and should be striking fear into the heart of any one who dare tries apprehend him, but this young upstart from the Federation who somehow managed to sneak onto his ship isn’t arresting him for the incredible Juniper heist of 29844 (alright, so the loot never left the planet, but Derek still stole it, that counts) or even the herd of highly illegal Scrimaros he smuggled last week (okay, the fuzzy things were as big as mice and about as threatening as a Terran bunny, but still highly illegal) nor in fact is he quaking at all in fear.
No, apparently what Lieutenant Scott McCall wants to arrest Derek for is for traffic violations. "You see," Scott says, the expensive embroidered trim curling across his broad chest, "I’ve got multiple offenses in the last decade for your ship." Scott flicks his fingers and the holographic display scrolls in the air, more amused than quaking in fear.